You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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