i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If I die, sorry about rent.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
