he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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