Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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