life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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