Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
