# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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