he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
worst night to have a conscience
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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