Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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