More tranny stories later!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
