Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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