I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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