I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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