kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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