I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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