Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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