Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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