In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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