are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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