I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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