I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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