Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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