dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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