It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
3 2 1 whiskey
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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