Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
honey bunches of taint.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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