I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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