her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Everyone says I win the strip club
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
