420 ftw
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
