Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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