Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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