U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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