Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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