Pappa wants mamma naked
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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