Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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