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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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