Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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