Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
