she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
