I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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