But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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