What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
