No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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