But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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