You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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