No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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