I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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