just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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