You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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