Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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