Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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